I want to share a wild true story with you that happened to me some years ago. I was in a gay bar when the bartender, who was straight -- a very hairy, macho fellow with an enormous pot belly -- tore open his shirt to reveal that he was wearing a bra. When one of the customers started laughing at him, the bartender pulled out a gun and started shooting. Luckily, no one was hurt. Ever hear anything so weird?
Uh, I hope we don't go to the same bars. And no, I've never heard anything that weird (weirder, yes) and I have a feeling that neither did you.